Newlyweds are Tasered...

God and i thought he was normal
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Newlyweds are Tasered...

Post by Del » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:27 am

Newlyweds are Tasered, arrested at reception melee, and again two days later
When the only local police officer on duty that night arrived, Burnison and his wife asked him to help break up the party because it had gotten "out of hand," with booze, water and broken glass on the floor, Chikaming Township police said. One guest was seen drinking straight out of a vodka bottle
Straight out of a vodka bottle, that's fucking crazy shit :D
so...
officers from 14 police departments swarmed the art gallery to quell a melee
Imagine the kids and grandma seeing the bride and groom getting Tasered on the floor
the rest here... http://www.suntimes.com/news/1112809,CS ... 18.article

now that's how ya do it, LazyEagle ;)
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Re: Newlyweds are Tasered...

Post by Toco » Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:40 am

and this is why they need to have weed at wedding receptions rather then booze, weed doesnt make ppl violent it makes them lazy...although id hate to see the bill for all the pizza that would be ordered
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Re: Newlyweds are Tasered...

Post by MountieXXL » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:28 pm

Now I've drunk straight out of a wine, beer, whiskey, vodka, tequila, rum, gin, Jägermeister, korn, and cider bottle before and that sure was one hell of a night! (naw just kidding, those were all seperate occasions)

I don't get it, why do they find it so crazy that someone was drinking straight out of a Vodka bottle? or is that just the newspaper haming it up to support the rest of the story?
I mean, it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny.

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Re: Newlyweds are Tasered...

Post by Del » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:33 pm

spin, small minds, w/e...

...just be glad they never witnessed an Irish knacker wedding, or to be pc(for hairy toes ;) )
a wedding of members of the travelling community

pikeys to the mainlanders

mind you, I've seen some fairly mental pics of russian weddings too

a redneck ruskie marrying an irish knacker...now that would be a wedding!
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