NEED HALP B4 FRIDAY

[Fester]

she is from out of town? well then man show her the local hot spots.. even if they aint so hot.. will give something to chat about random stories you know about each area. just maybe if your funny enough and she likes you your goal will be achieved

tis good to get out and meet her Toco no harm to bring the odd lady out for a drink never know she could be a huge 420 supporter

worst case have a friend on stand by that you can drop a sneaky text to "call me to get me out of here" the ol escape plan!

[Exterminatus]

i always expect the worst, im a negitive person

Murphy's Law states that everything that can go wrong will go wrong. I live by that law. It's not being negative, not really, it's being realistic about it. Good luck anyway.

[Fester]

jesus ye couldn't be any more negative. studies show that people create there own luck! and i believe it. fair enough sometimes things go wrong but if ye thought negativity all yer lives by the time yer 30 ye will be single, lonely and hanging from a tree....

good things come to those that try... take the date as been an experience that could be good, dont doom it before it happens who knows maybe she will even put out!

[Toco]

well so far the plan is to shoot some pool and then see what happens after that, thats basicly all i know but i figured i should prep for some bar or pub action as well in which case i have something to draw off of at the very least

[YamNivek]

I cant link to it but theres a good Mitchell and Webb sketch about how drinking effects you. Have 1 and a half pints and that lubricates the mind up to were the inhibitions are slightly lost but your not on your way.

Try looking it up on youtube, the idea behind it could help with the date (just dont go into government and blow the world up).

If shes a bit of a beast, ignore everything and just keep drinking until she looks pretty!

Sorry I cant help anymore, my dating days are long over.

[LazyEagle]

#1 - don't turn up stoned out of your brain.
#2 - don't turn up shitfaced drunk
#3 - try to open with a cheesy but genuine sounding compliment

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

Worrying about anything in this situation will definitely ONLY make things go worse. Sounds bad, but that just means you have to relax, get your head into the evening and conversation and just go with it, dont hold back because that is when you'll come up with your killer one-liners.

Be-yourself
Don't worry
Enjoy yourself
Vagina.

[Toco]

k im not much of a drinker and as any of u who were around for my drinking contest with fester i very quickly lose the ability to speak so i think i should keep the drinking to a minimum but then if we end up at a pub or club well that idea just wont cut it, come on dharma, ten or sweetie a lil female advice would go along way here

[DHARMA AGENT]

This shit is recockulous. I HOPE SHE'S AMERICAN. Just don't act like it's a date. If you think she's someone you could like, then just treat her like you want to be a friend. If she's not your type, stick it out and still try to be her friend. She will have friends and tell them about you. BUT THEN AGAIN, IDK CAUSE IM AMERICAN.

[Toco]

dharma i ment no offence towards u, as ive said many a time uve earned my respect but ur country hasnt its just that simple