Male compassion

[Vandrine]

Sally returned from a doctor's visit one day and told her husband Bruce
that the doctor said she only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away his tears, she asked him to make love to her. Of course
he agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Sally went to him again, and said, 'Honey, now only have
18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?'
Bruce agreed and again they made love.

Later, Sally was getting into bed when she realized she now had only
eight hours of life left. She touched Bruce's shoulder and said, 'Honey?
Please? Just one more time before I die.' He agreed, then afterward
she rolled over and fell asleep.

Sally, however, heard the clock ticking in her head, and she tossed and
turned until she was down to only four more hours. She tapped her husband
on the shoulder to wake him up 'Honey, I only have four hours left!
Could we...?'

Her husband sat up abruptly, turned to her and said, 'Listen Sal, I'm not
being funny ...but I have to get up in the morning and you don't..'

[FullMetal_old]

lol, i liked that one

[vonklinkerhoffen]

yeah

[Toco]

the fact i could accualy see me saying that makes me a really big asshole doesnt it lol

[Del]

really?
I'd have thought that'd make you an average male.
Saw nothing wrong w/ it myself.

[Toco]

hmm this is disterbing then, i must be going soft, zomg someone spiked my bag of weed with some checmical that makes me give a shit, sound the alarms

[dintbo(aka bosco)]

Just smoke more toco, that's always the answer.

[Toco]

good call bosco, smoke till i dont feel anything (physical and emotional) and ill forget all about this moment of weakness lol, that god i have real friends like all of you guys to remind me of these things lmao