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by LazyEagle » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:25 am
After years of proudly being as inactive as possible, I joined the local gym last year.
However, I only became a member because it has a pool, as I always enjoyed swimming.
What mainly made me do it was the fact that I've become a much better cook over the last few years and have unlocked many tasty secrets which I am keen to expand upon, nearly all of them including large amounts of cream and butter!
Back in the good old days, my regular weekend regime of clubbing and sleep deprevation would keep me fit and trim, but since I gave that up, I've noticed that my gut has been expanding exponentially.
Swimming is the only thing remotely sport like that I might do, and so that's why I joined the gym.
In a year and a half, I haven't ever even been in the room where the machines are, not even for a look!