Who'd have thought of a name like this!!!!

[BBloke]

Airport security event

CustomsOfficial :'May I know your name?'
Passenger :'Batman'
CustomsOfficial :'What's your name!?'
Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'
Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny? What's your surname?'
Passenger : 'Super-man'
Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'
Passenger : 'Yes'
Customs Official : 'Arrest this guy...


When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identification card:

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Or:

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[Selby]

Mr. John Reid of... Bulgaria?

[Exterminatus]

Batman bin Suparman, hahaha.
I don't get the deal with John Reid though.