Slap Chop

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Slap Chop

Post by infidel » Sat May 09, 2009 10:53 pm

For those not familiar w/the Slap Chop ad, here's the original, pimped by Vince, the hookerbeating salesman -



The other day I found a superfunhappyremix -



But best of all, I just saw this posted on Kotaku, The Scout advertising the same -


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Post by Cettu » Sat May 09, 2009 11:29 pm

Yeah, the last ones the best :lol:
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Re: Slap Chop

Post by Exterminatus » Sun May 10, 2009 12:21 am

Oh god, I love that shamwow guy. LOVE. I don't care if he's selling a 3 month old turd, I'd STILL think about buying it.
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Post by BBloke » Sun May 10, 2009 1:38 am

ROFLMAO.. The last one just tops it.. awesome!! LOL
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Post by dreamachine » Sun May 10, 2009 2:47 am

my jaw is aching off all the laffing from that scout 1
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Post by MountieXXL » Sun May 10, 2009 10:15 pm

You guys are gonna love my nuts =D
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Post by John Freeman » Sun May 10, 2009 10:56 pm

Ill just put this here.
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Post by BBloke » Mon May 11, 2009 8:47 am

I couldn't resist so I bought 10... lol
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Post by Jonnywhy » Mon May 11, 2009 10:23 am

That looked like a real product, was it? Or have I been scammed?
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Re: Slap Chop

Post by Exterminatus » Mon May 11, 2009 10:42 am

Actually the Shamwow is for real, you just need to dampen it before use ;)
Also, I cannot get over how scary it is that the 3 statements at the end of the scout version lipsynch that well, and the line that keeps cracking me up is "I broke your stupid crap, moron!".
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