Christmas Jokes!

[vonklinkerhoffen]

I'll do my contribution

Whats red and goes up and down ?

anybody ?

A tomato in an elevator !

[vonklinkerhoffen]

What's yellow and swings through the trees?

Tarzipan

[Taekwon-joe]

I'll do my contribution

Whats red and goes up and down ?

anybody ?

A tomato in an elevator !

Thats not even a joke. Did someone actually make that up and then think that people would find it funny?

[vonklinkerhoffen]

Oh, when u had enough drinks its funny, or when you're 7 yrs old.
Still there are some jokes here that are in no circumstances funny.

But note my "I do my contribution" , for silly jokes it is....

[Advent]

Ask me if i'm an orange.

[Jonnywhy]

Advent, are you an orange?

[black_feather]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honour of Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the gates into heaven".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's knickers.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

[FullMetal_old]

Haha, good one feather xD

[Advent]

Advent, are you an orange?

No.

[xexes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZTGuJY0Lio" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I laughed SO hard.