Christmas Jokes!

[Jonnywhy]

Well it seems to be an integral part of Christmas, so here's some of the worst jokes around...

What do you call a dead fly?

A flu!



What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk!



What is the definition of minimum?

A very small mother!

Keep 'em coming!

[cockijoe]

What you call a man with no arms or legs
BOB

What you call a man with a spade in his head
DUG

what you call a russian with 1 ball
Whounickurknackeroff

What you call an indian kareokee singer
Geruptasing

[xexes]

Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa.

[Chairman_Meow]

They're so bad I can feel my soul die a little bit each time I read one....

[Taekwon-joe]

What is the definition of minimum?

A very small mother!

I got that in a cracker last year. Its so incredibly unfunny that I think I increased the chance of me getting a brain tumor just by reading it.

[xexes]

What is the definition of minimum?

A very small mother!

I got that in a cracker last year. Its so incredibly unfunny that I think I increased the chance of me getting a brain tumor just by reading it.

I don't get it. =/

[Taekwon-joe]

Did ya here about the homosexual who didn't know the difference between vaseline and putty?

His windows fell out.

[Johnimus Prime]

What's yellow and swings through the trees?

Tarzipan

[S.COREA]

Did ya here about the homosexual who didn't know the difference between vaseline and putty?

His windows fell out.

Did you hear about the homosexual who didn't know the difference between peanut butter and rat poison?

He died from the rat poison.

[Jonnywhy]

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

Because as a hedgehog he wasn't aware of the dangers involved with crossing the road and so was oblivious to the fact he might get run over