Fucked up in the head

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Fucked up in the head

Post by MountieXXL » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:47 am

Sry guys, when I left yesterday and said "I'll be back on soon" I actually meant... gonna go get smashed on absinth, I swear, dancing green leprechauns do exist!!(no really, they were gonna start a revolution against those orange n-Irish leprechauns and everything) :D

Oh, and that stuff makes damn well sure your drunk in the morning, no matter what time you go to bed.
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yeah, down on the corner, the next morning... where the absinth makes its mark, and the glass water afterwards can make you drunk, dumm dum da dumm dum.... (sing it to "down on the corner" I swear, it works!)

oh right, and we have like, 6cm snow! didn't just hallucinate on that one, its true!
I mean, it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny.
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Re: Fucked up in the head

Post by Toco » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:22 am

hmm whenever ive had absenth in the past, (yes the real shit not the stuff in the states that is missing the wormwood) ive seen green fairys and purple elephants but never lepercones, i hope you remebered to catch the fucker and takes his gold, gold is after all the only thing thats worth anything in the economy these days lol
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Re: Fucked up in the head

Post by Selby » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:22 pm

I feel the same after a shot of milk.
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Re: Fucked up in the head

Post by Del » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:16 pm

ever snort powdered milk?

must be a savage rush off that
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Re: Fucked up in the head

Post by LazyEagle » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:48 pm

Ever had condensed milk?

Sweet gooey goodness....
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Re: Fucked up in the head

Post by Thanatosgratus » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:59 pm

LazyEagle wrote:Ever had condensed milk?

Sweet gooey goodness....
Even better when you boil the can.
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Re: Fucked up in the head

Post by Fester » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:27 pm

Milk straight from the breast some pure clean high from that gear :P
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Re: Fucked up in the head

Post by Selby » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:15 pm

You're all disgusting. Dishonouring cows.
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Re: Fucked up in the head

Post by MountieXXL » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:57 pm

they prob werent talking about cows breasts, I know that stuff tastes like crap when you drink it fresh and warm, have to ladle off 40% first (cream) and then pasteurize it.
I mean, it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny.
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Re: Fucked up in the head

Post by Angrr » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:50 am

I prefer Kylie as the absinthe fairy, far more appealing than some bearded green wearing midget!
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