UNLIMITED WORD STORY THREAD

[Jonnywhy]

Right, I've gotta have my say: I'm with Bosco here, I love reading these bite size bits of info from everyone, and as for Toco, I'm just darn bored with your hijacking. If ya don't like it, don't read it!

[dintbo(aka bosco)]

@jonny: Cheers mate. As long as someone is reading them, I'll keep writing them. As long as I can think of more stuff to write lol

@toco: I stole nothing my friend. If people support what I do then so be it

[Del]

You like not the pink?

[Zed]

he does, but he just hasnt come out of the closet yet.

[dintbo(aka bosco)]

For some reason unknown to me, a story a friend of mine from Ballina in Mayo told me once, and I thought I'd share it with you. Its funny, cruel and kinda disgusting all at the same time so you should love it

It was just before Christmas one year when a couple this friend of mine knew broke up. It was the girl that did the breaking, and it wasn't the friendliest of occasions. On Christmas Eve, the guy walked into a packed pub, knowing that this is where she would be, holding a beautifully wrapped present. He walked over to his ex, gave her the present saying 'just to show there are no hard feelings', then turned around and walked back out. She was quite surprised by this, and with a smile she unwrapped the present. The blank box, now sitting on her knee, gave away nothing. Once she opened the box, however, the smile soon disappeared as she realised that inside all it contained was a fresh lump of human shit

[Fester]

Oh NASTY but fucking brilliant hahahaha

[Toco]

Right, I've gotta have my say: I'm with Bosco here, I love reading these bite size bits of info from everyone, and as for Toco, I'm just darn bored with your hijacking. If ya don't like it, don't read it!

i have to read it in case i needa defend myself from a barage of slander or something lol and for the record bosco started the whole hijacking or derailing and if u think im being cruel or just plain being an asss then ur taking wut i say to heart way to much

[Selby]

So, as Jonny takes things to heart a wee too much, Toco cannot sleep at night thinking about slander...

He nods off then reawakes shouting "SLANDER! SLANDER"... manda... Salamander?! Yeh! salamander... he sleeps peacefully thinking about a lovely salamander, called George.

Now, George is quite a big salamander as far as salamanders go! Big, whisky eyes, blunt teeth and talks with a lisp. George went down into town one day to find himself a disgarded oil drum - for no apparent reason...


please continue

[MountieXXL]

nope.

[Jonnywhy]

Well, if I can't get to Toco by playing on the server atm then I'll get him on the forum instead! Soon, we'll have a fight to the death when I'm back on properly. And then a couple more just for good measure!