Slap Chop

infidel · Post by **infidel** » Sat May 09, 2009 10:53 pm

For those not familiar w/the Slap Chop ad, here's the original, pimped by Vince, the hookerbeating salesman -

The other day I found a superfunhappyremix -

But best of all, I just saw this posted on Kotaku, The Scout advertising the same -

Cettu · Post by **Cettu** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:29 pm

Yeah, the last ones the best

"My fists - they are made of STEEL!"

Exterminatus · Post by **Exterminatus** » Sun May 10, 2009 12:21 am

Oh god, I love that shamwow guy. LOVE. I don't care if he's selling a 3 month old turd, I'd STILL think about buying it.

BBloke · Post by **BBloke** » Sun May 10, 2009 1:38 am

ROFLMAO.. The last one just tops it.. awesome!! LOL

dreamachine · Post by **dreamachine** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:47 am

my jaw is aching off all the laffing from that scout 1

MountieXXL · Post by **MountieXXL** » Sun May 10, 2009 10:15 pm

You guys are gonna love my nuts =D

John Freeman · Post by **John Freeman** » Sun May 10, 2009 10:56 pm

Ill just put this here.

BBloke · Post by **BBloke** » Mon May 11, 2009 8:47 am

I couldn't resist so I bought 10... lol

Jonnywhy · Post by **Jonnywhy** » Mon May 11, 2009 10:23 am

That looked like a real product, was it? Or have I been scammed?

Exterminatus · Post by **Exterminatus** » Mon May 11, 2009 10:42 am

Actually the Shamwow is for real, you just need to dampen it before use

Also, I cannot get over how scary it is that the 3 statements at the end of the scout version lipsynch that well, and the line that keeps cracking me up is "I broke your stupid crap, moron!".

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