Are you blind, pilot?

God and i thought he was normal
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Are you blind, pilot?

Post by Jonnywhy » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:56 pm

Not sure if this IS a true story, but amusing non the less
WALKING THE DOG
A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Guide dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'
The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog! The pilot was even wearing dark sunglasses.
People scattered. They not only tried to change planes but they were trying to change airlines!
True story.. Have a great day and remember...


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Re: Are you blind, pilot?

Post by MountieXXL » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:49 am

now that is funny, almost as funny as the mr. gay air plane one ^^
I mean, it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny.

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