you know its minus 30 out when....

[LazyEagle]

Nice one Toco!

[Llama@bad]

Fuck realy what iam writing have a excuse iam Ill, i have a cold^^

but no i meant that the icecream stuck at my tongue for fucking 10 minutes...

only got it away when i got a warm coffe from a coffeshop near by....

[xexes]

@ Llama : See, Viagra has some nasty sideffects, glad you got it down.

@ Toco : Erm, I thought you were in your thirties? Growing new teeth? So when you go bald in your fifties will you regrow your hair too? Wow, you're just a regular regenerative reptile, now aren't you? =P

@ Eagle : LOL. Hahah. One of my friends was on the bus with a bunch of middle school kids and they tried to set one of the poles that you hold onto on fire - and then they wanted to try and set the bus driver on fire. 0_o

[Toco]

no having new ones put in xexes, u may not know it but they can make fake teeth lol

[BBloke]

I spent a weekend sat in Sheffield's Police call centre listening to 999 calls.

There was one came through late on a Saturday evening from a guy on the bus. He was explaining there a drunk on the top deck at the front taking a piss and that it was dripping on to the bus drivers head. Never laughed so hard in my life. Priceless moment!!

[Toco]

I spent a weekend sat in Sheffield's Police call centre listening to 999 calls.

There was one came through late on a Saturday evening from a guy on the bus. He was explaining there a drunk on the top deck at the front taking a piss and that it was dripping on to the bus drivers head. Never laughed so hard in my life. Priceless moment!!

are u shittin me its 999 over there, its 911 here

[BBloke]

I spent a weekend sat in Sheffield's Police call centre listening to 999 calls.

There was one came through late on a Saturday evening from a guy on the bus. He was explaining there a drunk on the top deck at the front taking a piss and that it was dripping on to the bus drivers head. Never laughed so hard in my life. Priceless moment!!

are u shittin me its 999 over there, its 911 here

I'm either sensing you dont get out much or you're just racking up the spam!

[Del]

are u shittin me its 999 over there, its 911 here

are you shitting me? you didnt know that? of course it's since been replaced by 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

my best effort at drunkenbus was getting booted off for repeatedly singing "the bus drivers wife goes up n down, up n down". Innocent enough tomfoolery, but he took exception

[Jonnywhy]

I spent a weekend sat in Sheffield's Police call centre listening to 999 calls.

There was one came through late on a Saturday evening from a guy on the bus. He was explaining there a drunk on the top deck at the front taking a piss and that it was dripping on to the bus drivers head. Never laughed so hard in my life. Priceless moment!!

Lol! Not sure that's where I'd choose one of my weekends tho...

[xexes]

It's 911 in the USA too, I think.

Why can't it just be 'press 0 to speak to a real person'.