3 Word story

[DragoonKnight]

to the wisdom

[vonklinkerhoffen]

oh no here we go again....

[Jonnywhy]

of him called

[DragoonKnight]

Wee Willy Winkee

[MountieXXL]

witha little tinky

[dintbo(aka bosco)]

Very drunk and tired so I'll have to make this a short one, but its one of my favourites.
Story number 7:

Rossini, a very famous operatic composer (The Barber Of Seville, William Tell etc), is known to be one of the laziest people in musical history. Several time during his career he 'compiled' operas using music he had already composed for other purposes. However his laziness is best demonstrated by the following situation:

As a lazy, and not too poor, fucker, Rossini had a number of servants to keep his home clean and his body fed. There was one servant who's sole purpose was to get him out of bed in order to change his bed clothes. The only way she could get him out of bed was to play one of his famous melodies on the piano in his room, leaving out the last note. The unfinished melody would drive him mad to the point where he had to get out of bed to finish it at which point the bed clothes would be changed! Legend

[FullMetal_old]

bosco is so

[Toco]

a pain in

[MountieXXL]

the left leg

[Toco]

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