3 Word story

[heavy_the_hobbit]

in the head

[DragoonKnight]

with a pie

[Toco]

that was cherry

[Jonnywhy]

and bakewell all

[DragoonKnight]

baked by God

[Toco]

and enchanted with

[dintbo(aka bosco)]

As my first attempt to stop this thread has clearly failed I'm gonna try a new approach. Each time I see a new post in this thread I'm gonna post a totally irrelevant story that is far longer than three words, in order to break up this totally irrelevant, and nonsensical story. So here it goes.

In a different post recently Del mentioned the band Lemon Jelly. I heard recently that on their most recent tour they had so much equipment if was impossible to have a support band in venue with smallish stages, so they decided to do 'Lemon Jelly Bingo' instead. Each member of the audience was given a bingo card on the way in but instead of money, winners received Lemon Jelly related prizes such as T-shirts, signed albums etc. What a class idea

[Toco]

boscos ball sack


(how dare u try stop my spam, bosco just walk away from this topic or this story is gonna have some truth to it hint hint lol)

[dintbo(aka bosco)]

I wouldn't have a clue what you mean Toco as I gave up on the story at around page 10, and even then it made no sense. So here's story number 2:

As we have a lot of Irish and British people on the server some of you might find this interesting. I was watching a documentary a few years ago called 'Mongrel Nation' about how there are many 'British' things that are heavily influenced by other nations. When it came to the Irish influence the biggest thing was language. As well as the many famous and important Irish poets and novelists (Oscar Wilde, James Joyce etc) certain commonly used words/phrases in the English language actually come from Irish. For example the word 'smashing' is often used to describe something good ie. 'Thanks for dinner, it was absolutely smashing' This comes from the Irish phrase 'Is Máith Sin' (Pronounced 'Iss maw shin) which means 'That is good'

[Toco]

just stop reading it then damn u, dont mess with the pointless spam and the cheap shots at ppl, no one forces u to read it therefore dont ruin it for those who do want to take part