you know its minus 30 out when....

God and i thought he was normal
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Post by LazyEagle » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:59 am

xexes wrote: There was an episode of American Inventor (or something?) where this guy invented something quite like that last device, you could do #1 while in public - waiting for the bus or something...

which makes you kinda grossed out thinkin about what ppl are really doing...

and also makes me member some terrible public transportation stories, in particular the one where a bum urinated into 7-11 cup while on the bus (he had some prostate problems o_0 ), and then spilled it when he got off...two rows behind me...
I was once waiting at a busstop on the Harolds Cross Road in Dublin. It was raining very heavily and this totally respectable looking old woman, who was also waiting for the bus, just moved her legs apart and started taking a piss right there, as if it was normal.

She was wearing a long skirt and literally just moved her feet further apart and away she went!

I reckon she though that in the heavy rain, no one would notice the stream of urine dropping between her legs.
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Re: you know its minus 30 out when....

Post by Toco » Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:06 pm

he looks like he is in a great amount of pain serves him right, metal plus exposed skin is just bad
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Re: you know its minus 30 out when....

Post by LazyEagle » Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:06 pm

Lunatic!

Surely he would have frozen to the slidde?
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Post by Toco » Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:08 pm

he would hav been fine if he has no water or sweat on him, the second that snow hit his ass though and there woulda been some tearing action
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Re: you know its minus 30 out when....

Post by BBloke » Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:26 pm

LOL.. bloody fool.. no amount of fun is worth losing 6 layers of skin at once... I'm guessing and hoping the cold temperature saved his testees from contacting the freezing metal!
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Post by S.COREA » Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:32 pm

BBloke wrote:LOL.. bloody fool.. no amount of fun is worth losing 6 layers of skin at once... I'm guessing and hoping the cold temperature saved his testees from contacting the freezing metal!
He was probably shrunken up into female mode.

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Post by S.COREA » Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:33 pm

Oh and in case you thought he was sliding down?

Don't! Because that fool is stuck.

Notice the hand grip, and the feet posted up. The painful expression of "man this was a stupid idea" on his face.

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Re: you know its minus 30 out when....

Post by LazyEagle » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:35 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

what an idiot!
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Post by Jonnywhy » Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:47 pm

YamNivek wrote:Try a she-pee. (Google it, im at work and will probably get admined if i look for it!!)
Anyone see Charlie Brooker's screenwipe last week? Lol he did a spoof documentary about urination. I didn't realise this before I sat down to eat my lunch while watching it. Needless to say I finished my lunch before watching any more!
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