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by Del » Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:43 am
Poor old ruairio. I may still have somewhere a video I recorded where we did him over (all I wanted was to record him turning his head upside down to navigate windows).
He had his new spanky pc at my place, there were a few friends over w/ laptops n ting
Ruairio went to the general store, while he was out I flipped his display. I cant remember the exact sequence of events but it went something like this(better than I could ever have imagined)
I did the desktop as wallpaper thing (didnt do the image rotate), flipped display so windows was upside down, powered off monitor.
rory came back, waggled mouse, screen didnt come on, so assumed pc was powered off (never checked monitor!)
There was a motor race on the telly that we were feigning great interest in (to help supress giggles, not make it obvious), so Rory was half watching that, but also busy devouring a tube of pringles, so some of the following is excusable
Powered on pc(in reality turned it off)
Powered on monitor('no signal' message appears correct way up - not noticed)
Powered on pc again(bios appears correctly, windows boot sequence appears correctly - both not noticed, windows autologin, drivers load, display inverts)
Rory notices inverted display "ah lads wtf were ye doing to my pc"
"Nothing, sure it wasnt even turned on"
Rory power cycles monitor
"wtf"
I think he then power cycles the pc again, fails to take note of bios, windowsboot appearing normally
One of my mates suggests that maybe the monitor is fucked, or maybe isnt plugged in right, rory checks connections
Mate then suggests that he test the monitor on his laptop, to see if it is the monitor or the pc that is the problem
Mate plugs monitor into laptop "now have to enable the display" enables the display w/ 180deg rotation
laptop displays as inverted on monitor
wtf!
must be the monitor!
all the time we are stirring the pot w/ pointless suggestions "did you have the connector in upside down" "is there a setting on the monitor to flip the display" "can you set the monitor to defaults" "solar flares"
Rory pokes around the monitor menu, which of course displays correctly
In the meantime, mate unplugs monitor from laptop, but leaves display inverted, so comes back on lappy screen upside down
"wtf, now my laptop screen is upside down!!"
plugs monitor back in n out
"Rory wtf has your dodgy monitor done to my laptop"
Shouting match ensues between mate "you've fucked my laptop" and Rory "I didnt do shit to your laptop, how can I have" "I dunno, but now my screen is fucked" etc
Rory gets cross
Around this time another friend calls around and we explain the whole sorry sordid tale
He cops what is going on pretty much straight away and plays along. He's an elec engineer (who used to do tv repairs) so gives his theory on how the magnetic field on the back of the crt might have flipped causing the electron beam to scan from bottom right to top left instead of v.v thereby causing the image to appear upsidedown
But the monitor menu displays ok!
Monitor must be fucked!
At this stage rory is pretty resigned to monitor being fucked and watches some more tv, which is when I changed the tv channel to show the output of the video camera that has been recording the whole thing
He stares quizzically at it for a few seconds and then it dawns on him that he has been had.
There may then have been some laughter!!
Sorry rory man, but I just had to tell it!
