Theft

[Toco]

shuuder, i know all aboot bad situations, indeed do be carful and if u catch a person stealing from u u need to break there knucles in each hand, its something u can get away with in the eyes of the law and it makes sure they never try that bs again

[BBloke]

LOL.. trust you toco. Best thing to do in UK is knock em out then drag em upstairs before calling the police. Works in your favour

[YamNivek]

I remember some guy I used to hang around with because my friends liked him but he was always a douche to me, one day we were walking home from gunwarf and there was someone on his bike trying to get past me (I was behind the group). I let him pass, the person I didn't like had his phone hanging out by his side to listen to music, then the kid on the bike just grabbed it and rode off. Me being the fastest in the group of us they asked me to chase him but instead I said I twisted my ankle a second ago. It was pretty good revenge to see his £150 phone stolen and the police did nothing about it

Are you from pompey Metal? I'm sure this has come up before but its 6 in the morning and my brain is hurting!

[heavy_the_hobbit]

i had crabs once, was walking sideways for a couple of weeks.....

Hehehe...
(From wikipedia's article on marching band)
"Changing direction
When band members are marching in one direction but want to focus their sound in another, they may rotate their bodies at the waist, so that only the upper portion of the body faces in the direction of play. This is known as "shifting" or "sliding". Percussion players, whose large drum harnesses often prevent them from twisting their torsos, and sometimes tuba and sousaphone players, will instead use a crab step when moving sideways. During a crab step, the musician crosses one leg over the other, either marching on the toes or rolling the foot sideways. Percussionists may also substitute roll step when their instruments would interfere with performing the high step."
I have to do that often

[Renax]

Wasn't a robbery, but woke up freezing once - It was winter around christmas time - Someone had thrown a stone through my window and into my 32 inch Flatscreen Tv. Ofcourse the window AND the Tv were shattered. Thought if they'd robbed the place, but no. ;P