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[Supernova]

00:45 to 00:52. Classic

[YamNivek]

That site is wrong, funny, but wrong. You can almost smell them as you click through!!!

There was no way I was going near it.

Although to be honest given the things I've had to wipe off my 16 month olds arse in the last few days I should be fairly immune at this stage. The worst is when you catch her mid-way and have to try and catch it as it comes out. Especially horrible if she's been fed sweetcorn recently.

Finally. A subject on these forums I'm a real expert on!!

Hehe, yeah I'm with on baby shit. Its nasty. When my little boy was only a couple of weeks old, he hadnt pooed for about 8 days. We were quite worried and the midwife came round. She was new and as she was phoning her boss to ask about it, we changed his bum in the other roomand a little hard yellow poo came out.

The rest, i'm not kidding, it was like a shit fountain.

Proper spray. It must have fired about 3 foot off the table. All down my missus leg, all over a fluffy rug, on the floor a bit on the wall. Really nasty stuff.

Shit hasnt worried me since then!!

[Advent]

Kev that is perhaps the best and worst story ever...

[xexes]

Thanks, nightmares now.

[YamNivek]

Advent your right it is both disgusting and amazing! So much shit from such a small thing!!

The problem with that pic though xexes is that the poo tends to creep up to the waist band line. So sticking your finger in any distance is hazardous. Looking at that picture i say theres an 80% chance of shit under the nails!

[baggheed]

LMFAO a thread actually about SHIT!!!
i thought i could never be amazed by the festers regs but u keep surprising me