
Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories
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Something we was chatting about on the sever some thought i was taking the piss lol but its true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger
This is a favorite turn used when we play football agains them lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger
This is a favorite turn used when we play football agains them lol

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The yanks did it to an elephant http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant)cockijoe wrote:Something we was chatting about on the sever some thought i was taking the piss lol but its true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger
This is a favorite turn used when we play football agains them lol
but not for spying, cos that'd be...stupid?

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http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj14 ... cknose.jpg
good to c you in the flesh joe
WARNING JOE LOOKS OFFENSIVE SO NOBODY LOOK
good to c you in the flesh joe

WARNING JOE LOOKS OFFENSIVE SO NOBODY LOOK
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bagg you should give a bit of a warning mate 

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A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."
The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."

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baggheed wrote:http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj14 ... cknose.jpg
good to c you in the flesh joe
ffs bag thats wrong very wrong lol