Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories

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Re: Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories

Post by baggheed » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:33 pm

hahahahaah
and johnny my thumb aint long just thick(ish) :D
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Re: Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories

Post by Selby » Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:11 pm

A blind man says to a deaf man "look at that!"

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Re: Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories

Post by DragoonKnight » Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:21 pm

There was once a dark and miserable place called Festers, the people of this village were depressed because nobody wanted them, but then one day a travelling salesman visited the village of festers and told to grow a mysterious plant. They looked after the plant and guess what when it was harvested it turned to out to be the finest weed in the land. So they rolled it up and had a smoke and a pancake. The people of Festers rejoiced and lived happily ever after apart from the odd days when people with annoying voices spammed the mic.
THE END :greentoke:
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Re: Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories

Post by BBloke » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:23 am

???? Del you have far too much time on your hands!! :D :D :)
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Re: Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories

Post by Fester » Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:15 am

What a heart warming story Dragoon :) as for Del man stay away from the odd side of the internet ya freak :)

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Re: Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories

Post by Johnimus Prime » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:04 pm

Before reading further, please be aware that I don't mean to offend anyone with this.


Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa
"Quit your whinging, lets start binging'"

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Re: Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories

Post by cockijoe » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:15 pm

What a world we live in


Horse barred from pub.
Peggy the horse can be forgiven for her long face. She has been barred from the pub where she was once a regular propping up the bar.

The 12-year-old mare used to enjoy a pint of John Smiths bitter and a packet of pickled onion crisps alongside owner Peter Dolan inside O'Malleys in Jarrow, South Tyneside.

But a refit at the pub, which included new carpets, meant landlady Jackie Gray had to tell the horse: "You're barred."
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Re: Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories

Post by Del » Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:17 pm

Fester wrote: Del man stay away from the odd side of the internet ya freak :)

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Hey man, I trawl the seedy underbelly of the interwebs so you dont have to!
In my defence, in this instance, that link is to a superfunhappy games news site.
They are the freaks in this case.
I only remember it cos...I just have a...thumb fetish, ya, thats it..thumb fetish. That's normal isnt it?
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Re: Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories

Post by baggheed » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:09 am

its a lot of things del....but normal it aint! :evil: :evil:
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Re: Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories

Post by DragoonKnight » Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:13 pm

del that picture gives me the heebie jeebies, upon close inspection i cant tell whether its a thumb or a cock, too similar :?
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