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guess that's pointed at me seeing as I hate pyro's and always call them a "W + mouse1" class. which they fucking are

Jonni The Juicy Jew wrote:guess that's pointed at me seeing as I hate pyro's and always call them a "W + mouse1" class. which they fucking are

Haha no not just you (Mr. point and click stand still and not have to worry because I've got a medic sniper ) - Exfane and Medic were having a moan about me as well. You bunch of whinging old bastards.

I reckon the problem is that FB don't have a good Pyro, so you clearly don't appreciate my sneaking round the back and burning your fat asses skills

Jonni The Juicy Jew wrote:guess that's pointed at me seeing as I hate pyro's and always call them a "W + mouse1" class. which they fucking are

That'll be the same as snipers - point and click playability skill of near zero. Snipers are just queer!

I wouldn't call being able to make split second headshots skill-less and I would def. not compare it to running around, like a chicken who just got stoned and lost it's head, burning people. now I agree that being sniped is very anoying. but jeez. it takes more effort than any other method of aiming in tf2.
oh and someone said that FB has no good pyro's well I am the scout/sniper/"PYRO" for FB. but we never use a fulltime pyro cause the class is useless in most cases. (only usefull when defending a fixed point high off the ground / when defending is confined spaces / NEVER TO ATTACK!!!) if you guys could just see that we would have far less W+mouse1 insanity. and about that, there isn't a single pyro that can beat me at any Real class. this should prove pyro's are mainly gay.

Jonni The Juicy Jew wrote:guess that's pointed at me seeing as I hate pyro's and always call them a "W + mouse1" class. which they fucking are

If you've got some blutac you don't even need to worry about the W button!
Pressing 2 buttons at once is hard

Jonni The Juicy Jew wrote:like a chicken who just got stoned and lost it's head,

Have you been spying on me? Even better when you forget which side you're on and end up running about and flaming your teammates for 30 seconds until you realise they aren't burning and check the bottom-right of the screen (this happened to me last night. I blame the server doing ninja-side switches on me. Honest)

Jonni The Juicy Jew wrote:we never use a fulltime pyro cause the class is useless in most cases. ...this should prove pyro's are mainly gay.

I REALLY hope Toco doesn't read this, we'll have another week of him complaining about pyros, steam and the world in general...

Jonni The Juicy Jew wrote: but we never use a fulltime pyro cause the class is useless in most cases. (only usefull when defending a fixed point high off the ground / when defending is confined spaces / NEVER TO ATTACK!!!)

Useless except for (on either attack or defence) clearing choke points, clearing cap points, breaking medic / heavy ubers, clearing stickies, spy checking, sneaking up behind people with the backburner and, most importantly of all, pissing you off. I remember playing a couple of days ago (you were playing as well) I was the only pyro on blu and I finished top (cue stroking of Johnimus's already massive ego). Hardly what I would call running around like a stoned headless chicken. (Thats for Friday nights)

If that makes pyros gay so be it

Im with you Johnny.

I'm regularly a pyro and end up mid to top in most matches.

The panic a pyro can create is second to none. 5 people of the other team are caputuring a check point, theyre waiting for the bar to fill to run onto the next one. But I pop from round a corner. Set as many people alight as possible, aim for the medic and watch the panic. The heavy will just spray anywhere. The scouts will run off in all directions looking for health (which will take longer to capture the point). Demos will just spam grenades, usually missing in the panic and I will end up a bloody mess usually from another pyro or rocket splash damage.

But my job is done. There are less people on the point, giving my team maybe an extra 5-10 seconds to get in there and take advantage of the confusion.

I feel Ive had a good game if Ive got a 1:1 KD ratio.

Pyro the true Kamikaze class!!

isnt the good thing bout tf2 that all classes work well together in a good team??