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Alright Guys,

I'm bored at work and was just wondering where everyone got there online names from?

Mine was from college when we were working out what our names sounded like backwards. Mine just seemed to flow and it stuck.

Mine was from the 1st online game i played (AvP) i could not hit a cows arse with a banjo from 10 foot so i liked cockeyed over bogeyedbill

weeell, in grade 11 I was on an exchange in Germany and it was a especially hot summer so me + some school mates went to Helgoland (North-Sea Island) for the weekend, course I ended up being called Mounty as the only Canadian, the ie just ended up that way cause its different.. the other guys got called "Robben Klopper" (cause when we went swimming at 1 in the morning [totally drunk of course] a bunch of seals showed up and swam around us and we started joking about having one for supper, thats what Robben Klopper means, person who clubs seals ^^)
Third guy was called "Pulle" (which is another word for something you drink out of, like a thermos) he had this joke..
"How do make a pussy when there's none around?"
answer: "Just take a thermos and fill it with sheep-liver like the English do"
course the ladies we met and ended up camping with together didn't find that all too funny, but what the hey ^^

Mine's a song by my favourite band, nothing too exciting.

Mine's a secret

Jonni The Juiciest Jew:

Jonni - well this is my first name. derived from jonathan. which is my real first name. sexy isn't it.
The - cause I needed a huge name. "The" makes it longer.
Juiciest - ask my last couple of girlfriends, it's about my penis and how I use it. very juicy stuff. (dharma can come try)
Jew - obviously because i'm a jew, and well. most of my friends know me as: the jew, jewie, jewboy, jonni the jew.
you get the idea, I could not have had any other name.
other FB's hurry up and post your story here.

glhf, a high Juicy Jew

mine is from when i was a kid i was so ugly my momma,god love her,put a bag over my head so as not to scare the other kids
as i got older she did things like,tie sausages around my neck so thet the local dogs would play with me and i wouldnt be so lonely,thats true love. x.
and jonnie whats a girlfriend?????

Aww poor bagheed, you can't be that bad.
Xexes is a play off of the ruler Xerxes and all of my aliases have x'es in them. Lowercase to remind myself not to be arrogant. Plus, depending on how you say it, "ex-ees", "xerxes", or "zeksees" which sounds like "sexies", hehe.
Ja, wimmenz are complicated. x_X

mines a simple story, toco was born when missspelled taco, yea i know go figure for awhile i was Toco the beareded fish, then some smartass pointed out it said toco not taco and it just stuck, added of canada just for tf2 to show that i am canadian duh lol

Ok well about 3 years ago (2005) when I was in the 5th grade I had a friend who loved Battlefield 1942 (WW2 FPS) and the Second World War in general. So I buy it. I wanna play online, so I download the software (Game Spy). Now for Christmas of 04' I got a 7 Tape set of J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit" from my grandma(basically I listened to it whenever I could). So I was really into it in general. So when it asks for a username, I enter thehobbit. But it says "That name is too boring how about some of these?". So I look thought them. I see HeavyTheHobbit and thought "Hey that seems really accurate!" Of course at the time I was a bit shorter than the rest of my class, and I was a little "round". Now of course the name is corrupt, except for the Heavy part

Side note: Tocar in spanish is to play (Tocar la guitarra=to play the guitar).
To conjugate it to talk about yourself, it is Toco ;D
We did a worksheet in class
The first question was:
Yo ______ la guitarra (tocar)
Yo toco la guitarra

EDIT: I looked through my room to see if I could The Hobbit tapes(Summer of '07 I moved into the basement, my sister got my old room D:). They're scattered around but it appears to be this http://preview.tinyurl.com/4mrpnk version, good damn url kept breaking
EDIT(again):7 tape set lol