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Give me some advice please

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:03 pm
by black_feather
Hi guy's,

I really need your help on this one, please give me some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been seeing another man. The usual signs: Phone rings, I answer, caller hangs up. She has started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls, it is always "just some friend from work, you don't know them." I always look out for her taxi coming home, but she always comes walking up the driveway as I hear a car setting off...as if she had exited the car 'round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why I was checking up on her?

Anyway, I have never directly approached the subject with my girlfriend. I now think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

So should I take it into a garage or should I buy some stuff from the local halfords and try to repair it myself? The cost of garage's nowadays are extortionate.



:D

Re: Give me some advice please

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:26 pm
by MountieXXL
Fuck, now thats funny, gawd I cants top laughing right now =D

Re: Give me some advice please

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:28 pm
by YamNivek
Goto halfords, save yourself a mint.




Shit.......... did i miss the point?


:lol:

Re: Give me some advice please

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:41 pm
by Advent
Brilliant, just brilliant.

Re: Give me some advice please

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:52 pm
by Taekwon-joe
Thats better than a bell air. I tip my hat to you sir.

Re: Give me some advice please

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:53 pm
by Johnimus Prime
Very very funny :lol:

Re: Give me some advice please

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:54 pm
by dintbo(aka bosco)
Funniest thing I have read in years. Man I was falling for that one hook line and sinker :greentoke:

Re: Give me some advice please

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:21 am
by cockijoe
:o Dear MR Black

I seen your post and would like to invite you to my morning show, THis is just the kind of shit i like fuking idiots to air in public.
If you dont want to appear on natinal television and make a complete cunt off yourself, Heres some free advice bend the bitch over the bonnet (hood) to the yanks, And bone her brains out if to much rust falls from the motor take it to quick fit and get it sorted ;)

Yours sincerly Mr Jeremy Kyle :mrgreen:

Re: Give me some advice please

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:47 am
by Del
excellent. reminds me of this
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Re: Give me some advice please

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:51 am
by black_feather
lol what was that printed in?