FESTERS PLACE

i fucking hate kids and this is why, fucking like 10 kids refused to listen to me when i was shutting down the pool and they thought it would be funny to push me in the pool, after they took off i chased em round the hotel as they were pullin the cords outa the cameras, goin thru areas they shouldnt be and all the while outside there where 3 cars tat got broken into, had to call the cops over that and let me tell u talking to a cop when u socking wet, still stoned from b4 work is no easy task i think i might have to ease off the weed for a bit either that or start beating the children in the hotel

What you need is a sentry gun.

id settle for a flamethrower, hell an axe would work mas well

Little bastards toco, show them the back of your hand.

WAAAATAAAAAH!!!

that would get me fired and despite tonight i like this job, it usualy doesnt require me to work

buy one of those little mopeds or something to make you extra fly!

Toco - if you want them to get out of the pool buy a fake turd from a joke shop and put that in it - guaranteed to clear them out!

you cud dress up and scare the shit out of them

DragoonKnight wrote:you cud dress up and scare the shit out of them

..Does he really need to dress up for that?

Are they very young kids? Try ruin their innocence. Tell them that santa claus isn't real, the rabbit was in the hat the whole time, and explain to them in graphic detail how babies are made. They'll shit themselves.