FESTERS PLACE

Just came up with this through drunk brainstorming with a buddy of mine.. nothing else to do when the gaming rig is out of order:

- When "Nintendo" and "Nofriendo" is synonymous
- When your "Playstation" doesn't have breasts..
- When you have to yell "Leerooooyyy Jenkiiinsss" (for courage) before talking to someone of the opposite sex
- When you can't see why something labelled with three-"Xs" can be more fun than something with only one (X)
- When, if you have a "Hot Box" in front of you, you bring it to the shop (or wrap a towel around it and put it in the freezer)


Most are lamer then not, but feel free to add anything!

-phone is dead for a week, no new messeges or missed calls
-girl comes online on msn, you say hey. Girl goes offline.
-get invited to party at 2200 hrs. Come at 2100 hrs. wait.
-meet with friend at bar. come too early. wait outside in the cold for her, daren't go inside alone.
-make out with hot girl. wake up.
-have condom in your wallet. its been there for a year.

I've got the opposite for you, something that most can probably relate more too;
You are a man living alone when:

-spill beer on desk. mop up with used pants. Chisel of desk three days later.
-Bowls are dirty. eat cereal in a glass.
-glasses are dirty. drink from last used one.
-empty fast food bag. mini trash can!
-can't get too sleep, birds have started making noise.
-all socks dirty. go to store and buy some more.
-what febreze and ductape can't fix, shall remain broken.
-no milk. vodka cereal.
-notice ant nest in kitchen. peacefully coexist.
-jeans are always clean and you can wear them forever.
-mcdonalds: breakfast lunch and dinner!

lol that was good cwmagain

And the bachelor thing is/was all true - that is, until my girlfriend started coming to my house. desperate clean up action, not it looks half okay. my pile of pizza boxes is gone, as is my mountain of cigarette packages ( quit smoking ) - the ants are gone although there is still a colony of crickets, all escapees from the geckos food. The empty whiskey bottles are nicely in a row instead of lingering on the floor waiting to break somebody's leg, the sofa has been cleared of all excess change ( €7.41! ) - the 2 year old dead plant is gone and replaced with fresh herbs for cookery and the swords, knives and axes are safely in the attic. I am now a normal human being!

Cwmagain wrote: the ants are gone although there is still a colony of crickets, all escapees from the geckos food.!

Where the hell do you live bro?

Trim wrote:

Cwmagain wrote: the ants are gone although there is still a colony of crickets, all escapees from the geckos food.!

Where the hell do you live bro?

Wales
=0p

I live in bruges, but there are geckos to be had in glass cages with heating mats and little forts and plastic plants.

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couldn't resist

i cant help but feel this entire thread is a bash against me, only difference is i live with my old man rather then my mother