dreamachines wonder thread of dreams

[dreamachine]

so, what's been flying through your twisted little mind while you're asleep?
me? i had a dream last week that dimitar berbatov [the man utd/ex-bulgarian football player] was an international spy [armed only with a football], sent after some mad scientist who had built some sort of monster making lab in a mansion on top of a mountain.
and the other day i dreamt that all the main characters from L O S T had been kidnapped and sawyer had to go save them all, except charlie who he threw through a window so mebbe he was trying to kill them

and i also dreamt i was a sausage roll and woke up laughing my head off

[black_feather]

last night I killed a horse by swinging it by it's tail into a tree and breaking it's back, then my brother for some reason hit it with a rolling pin :/

Then I had another where I was tied down and the ropes were getting tighter and tighter, but I know what that's about because I've had it before, just pins and needles when I'm asleep I think.

[Coco]

I keep dreaming about me being Extremer.... I'm such an addict

[DragoonKnight]

i had a wet dream last night: you got hit by a bus and i pissed myself laughing

my dreams are so fked and surreal i rather forget them sometimes .

[__fell]

i dreamt i was on a raft with jased and baggy.. and baggy kept breaking it and wouldnt listen to me :/

[Renax]

I dreamed I was running on clouds but then one had a hole in it and I fell into a shop where I was prisoned then everyone because zombies and the air around us got filled with acid. The acid freed me and I just ran into a girl who was melting, but she was singing "lalalalala".

[SirHugoSherwodywody]

I became king of the world and had a genocide of stupid people. Wierd but nobody complaned

[Exterminatus]

I dreamed I was running on clouds but then one had a hole in it and I fell into a shop where I was prisoned then everyone because zombies and the air around us got filled with acid. The acid freed me and I just ran into a girl who was melting, but she was singing "lalalalala".

You're just making shit up as you go along.
I dreamt I was being chased by a gigantic unrolling pancake that eventually caught me and made my belly swell up like a balloon, then I farted and woke up to find I have to take a shit real bad.

[LazyEagle]

So a few weeks ago, I found myself without smoke for the first time in years.

I had this one dream where I was walking down the road with a bottle of French's Mustard.
I was drinking it like you'd drink a bottle of water, each time getting a mouthful of mustard, which ios too much mustard.

It was disgusting, and I kept going back for more!

Haven't been able to face mustard since, as I woke up with the taste in my mouth.

[Chairman_Meow]

I don't have dreams anymore for some reason
Last dream I had was months ago and I think it had something to do with getting a hat in TF2