Man inserts zucchini into anus in suicide attempt

[Cettu]

Damn it, Aonn!
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A 62-year-old man was rushed to hospital after he attempted to take his own life the ancient way.

The sexagenarian inserted a zucchini into his anus in the attempted suicide at his home in Hong Kong on Friday.

According to Ming Bao, the man's daughter who returned home at about 10.40pm was shocked to see her father moaning in pain and lying in a pool of blood.


She rushed him to the hospital for bleeding in the anus.

When asked by the medical assistants, the man said he wished to die and that it was an ancient way to take one's own life.

The man is recuperating at the hospital after doctors removed the zucchini that was left in his rectum.

[Buttnose]

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[Renax]

AUUUUUCH!

[Pogue Mahone]

Epic fail ... but poor guy

[dreamachine]

what... the... FUCK!!!!!!!

[Flynnstone]

Well he made a right ass out of himself....

[DragoonKnight]

maybe he mistook it for a black dildo

[Trim]

we've all been there..

[dreamachine]

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A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.

The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.

Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.

Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.

He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.

He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.

The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.

Police have reportedly begun an investigation.

[MuG]

Fuckng hell dream! Gruesome shit. A prank gone seriously wrong. I'd fucking kill friends like those(Ironically)!