Snipers
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:12 am
There's been a lot of fuming (especially from Anubis) about the number of snipers and I'm not particularly happy at how everyone generalizes when it comes to that, so I'm gonna share some thoughts.
There's 2 types of snipers - snipers and wankers. Very easy to tell the difference.
On defense:
- Snipers provide the team for long range support, taking out high value targets (medics and their overhealed companions) or any spies that appear out of nowhere to stab your teammates.
- Wankers camp one little crack in the wall and wait for something that they can bodyshot it to death.
On offense:
- Snipers pick a class which would be better suited unless there are overwhelming enemy snipers/heavies that are blocking your progress. They can even take out engineers and their sentries.
- Wankers camp one little crack in the wall and wait for something that they can bodyshot to death.
In a tight spot:
- When snipers get caught mid-range they need to make a call - retreat or engage.
- When wankers get caught mid-range they toss a jar of piss and hopelessly try to melee people.
Equipment:
- Snipers use their rifle and an smg for some close range firepower, or a Jarate for utility purposes.
- Wankers use the Razorback and then don't notice when a spy breaks it or when he plugs them in the back of the head with the Ambassador.
Playstyle:
- Snipers aim for the head.
- Wankers spam arrows at a corridor/door/window in the hopes of someone accidentally putting their head in front of an arrow. What's worse is that they get lucky too often.
Overall:
- Snipers are a support class, not a backbone class, you can't win anything with too many snipers, but a few good ones can really make a difference.
- Wankers are the new fellas to the class whoose mentality is "oh yay, a bow and arrow, now I don't HAVE to aim".
I'm not saying the Huntsman is a bad weapon. I'm saying it's a terrible weapon that promotes bodyshotting and spamming like an idiot, as well as being an insult to snipers. Whoever thought of designing a bow should have his balls shoved up his rectum. Whoever supported that dimwit should be neutered to purify humanity's gene pool.
And if anyone's gonna say "point and click adventure" I suggest you try playing seriously with a sniper before you make comments about it. Just because we don't seem to die as much doesn't mean it's easier to be of more use than a W+1 kamikazee pyro.
There's 2 types of snipers - snipers and wankers. Very easy to tell the difference.
On defense:
- Snipers provide the team for long range support, taking out high value targets (medics and their overhealed companions) or any spies that appear out of nowhere to stab your teammates.
- Wankers camp one little crack in the wall and wait for something that they can bodyshot it to death.
On offense:
- Snipers pick a class which would be better suited unless there are overwhelming enemy snipers/heavies that are blocking your progress. They can even take out engineers and their sentries.
- Wankers camp one little crack in the wall and wait for something that they can bodyshot to death.
In a tight spot:
- When snipers get caught mid-range they need to make a call - retreat or engage.
- When wankers get caught mid-range they toss a jar of piss and hopelessly try to melee people.
Equipment:
- Snipers use their rifle and an smg for some close range firepower, or a Jarate for utility purposes.
- Wankers use the Razorback and then don't notice when a spy breaks it or when he plugs them in the back of the head with the Ambassador.
Playstyle:
- Snipers aim for the head.
- Wankers spam arrows at a corridor/door/window in the hopes of someone accidentally putting their head in front of an arrow. What's worse is that they get lucky too often.
Overall:
- Snipers are a support class, not a backbone class, you can't win anything with too many snipers, but a few good ones can really make a difference.
- Wankers are the new fellas to the class whoose mentality is "oh yay, a bow and arrow, now I don't HAVE to aim".
I'm not saying the Huntsman is a bad weapon. I'm saying it's a terrible weapon that promotes bodyshotting and spamming like an idiot, as well as being an insult to snipers. Whoever thought of designing a bow should have his balls shoved up his rectum. Whoever supported that dimwit should be neutered to purify humanity's gene pool.
And if anyone's gonna say "point and click adventure" I suggest you try playing seriously with a sniper before you make comments about it. Just because we don't seem to die as much doesn't mean it's easier to be of more use than a W+1 kamikazee pyro.