Washable Keyboard anyone?

[BBloke]

http://www.firebox.com/product/2329/Washable-Keyboard" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Also, for those perfect lazzy gaming dayz

[DragoonKnight]

useful if you have just played one too many over JONNI the juiciest jew

[LazyEagle]

I think we should all chip in and get one of these washable keyboards for Bosco!

[Exterminatus]

Better still you’ll never tire of putting it in the sink or dishwasher, because in terms of surreal experiences it’s up there with plugging a sausage into the mains or filling your petrol tank with shoehorns. And if that’s not a great reason for ordering one, we don’t know what is.

Indeed. If I wasn't practically broke or had a habit of randomly breaking keyboards I'd consider this.
As for the mankini...

Costume may become transparent when wet

Now that's a scary/disturbing thought.