FESTERS PLACE

So i am well used to sales men popping in to try sell me a new ISP or phone provider or what ever he maybe trying to sell in the end of the day these guys got a hard job.. But today i came across the best one yet..

He comes into offer me a new ISP i refused.. he then tries to sell me a new electrical provider who i am already with.. then he moves onto mobile phone providers.. followed by office furniture and stationary... he then finished up with trying to sell me his fecking car LOL

i have never meet a sales man with so much to sell normaly its refuse there offer he goes away but this guy had so much to sell there was no getting him out of the office..

They say "God loves a trier" but he has no time for a fecking chancer

Did he try to sell you any lighters though?

No thank God.. No carpet or gates either

Did he offer to tarmac your driveway?

Install a W-Lan flex?

Good job he didn't have a prosthetic leg.. he'd probably try to sell you that or club you with it! LOL

There's a guy who appears at the start of every cricket season, does a round of all the clubs trying to sell his dodgy goods, which no-one ever buys. You wonder why they never get the message. They'd sell their own grandparents if they could.

dont u guys have them fancy no loitering or sales ppl signs over there, we use em here and it works great just gotta deal with them damn sales reps now and they usualy buy food so its not really a bad thing lol

I like the big dog approach.

Get a big dog that likes to bark. When an unwanted visitor calls, take barking dog with you to the door. Just as you open the door and say 'now calm down - you've already had your dinner'. Then ask the unwanted guest what they want.

lol now im unemployed i talk to the fkrs for hours,shit i aint got nowt better to do!
freaks em out especially when their trying to leave and you dont let em
now even the old JEHOVAS cross the street to get away from me