The joys of sales men

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The joys of sales men

Post by Fester » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:18 pm

So i am well used to sales men popping in to try sell me a new ISP or phone provider or what ever he maybe trying to sell in the end of the day these guys got a hard job.. But today i came across the best one yet..

He comes into offer me a new ISP i refused.. he then tries to sell me a new electrical provider who i am already with.. then he moves onto mobile phone providers.. followed by office furniture and stationary... he then finished up with trying to sell me his fecking car LOL

i have never meet a sales man with so much to sell normaly its refuse there offer he goes away but this guy had so much to sell there was no getting him out of the office..

They say "God loves a trier" but he has no time for a fecking chancer :P
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Post by Thanatosgratus » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:53 pm

Did he try to sell you any lighters though?
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Post by Fester » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:50 pm

No thank God.. No carpet or gates either ;)
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Post by YamNivek » Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:53 pm

Did he offer to tarmac your driveway?
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Post by MountieXXL » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:16 pm

Install a W-Lan flex?
I mean, it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny.
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Post by BBloke » Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:03 pm

Good job he didn't have a prosthetic leg.. he'd probably try to sell you that or club you with it! LOL
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Post by Jonnywhy » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:11 pm

There's a guy who appears at the start of every cricket season, does a round of all the clubs trying to sell his dodgy goods, which no-one ever buys. You wonder why they never get the message. They'd sell their own grandparents if they could.
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Post by Toco » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:00 pm

dont u guys have them fancy no loitering or sales ppl signs over there, we use em here and it works great just gotta deal with them damn sales reps now and they usualy buy food so its not really a bad thing lol
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Post by Johnimus Prime » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:23 pm

I like the big dog approach.

Get a big dog that likes to bark. When an unwanted visitor calls, take barking dog with you to the door. Just as you open the door and say 'now calm down - you've already had your dinner'. Then ask the unwanted guest what they want.
"Quit your whinging, lets start binging'"

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Re: The joys of sales men

Post by baggheed » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:04 pm

lol now im unemployed i talk to the fkrs for hours,shit i aint got nowt better to do!
freaks em out especially when their trying to leave and you dont let em
now even the old JEHOVAS cross the street to get away from me :jump:
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