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Sry guys, when I left yesterday and said "I'll be back on soon" I actually meant... gonna go get smashed on absinth, I swear, dancing green leprechauns do exist!!(no really, they were gonna start a revolution against those orange n-Irish leprechauns and everything)

Oh, and that stuff makes damn well sure your drunk in the morning, no matter what time you go to bed.


yeah, down on the corner, the next morning... where the absinth makes its mark, and the glass water afterwards can make you drunk, dumm dum da dumm dum.... (sing it to "down on the corner" I swear, it works!)

oh right, and we have like, 6cm snow! didn't just hallucinate on that one, its true!

hmm whenever ive had absenth in the past, (yes the real shit not the stuff in the states that is missing the wormwood) ive seen green fairys and purple elephants but never lepercones, i hope you remebered to catch the fucker and takes his gold, gold is after all the only thing thats worth anything in the economy these days lol

I feel the same after a shot of milk.

ever snort powdered milk?

must be a savage rush off that

Ever had condensed milk?

Sweet gooey goodness....

LazyEagle wrote:Ever had condensed milk?

Sweet gooey goodness....

Even better when you boil the can.

Milk straight from the breast some pure clean high from that gear

You're all disgusting. Dishonouring cows.

they prob werent talking about cows breasts, I know that stuff tastes like crap when you drink it fresh and warm, have to ladle off 40% first (cream) and then pasteurize it.

I prefer Kylie as the absinthe fairy, far more appealing than some bearded green wearing midget!