Apple announced today that it has developed a breast
implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will
cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker
size.
This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough,
because women are always complaining about men staring
at their breasts and not listening to them.
Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories
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MountieXXL
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Re: Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories
I mean, it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny.
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black_feather
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An old man is just back from Thailand with his new Thai bride.
Lying in their bed together, his new bride is playing with his manhood slowly stroking it up and down
The old man says "You must love that, you haven't left it alone since we got back."
The bride sighed and replied "Not really .... I just really miss mine."
Well i found it funny
Lying in their bed together, his new bride is playing with his manhood slowly stroking it up and down
The old man says "You must love that, you haven't left it alone since we got back."
The bride sighed and replied "Not really .... I just really miss mine."
Well i found it funny
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black_feather
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Re: Jokes, Puns and Amusing Stories
Ok one more 
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her bosses office and tells him that she wants to complain about sexual harassment and explains why. Her boss is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
wait for it............................
a little bit longer ........................
The woman replies, "He's a midget."
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her bosses office and tells him that she wants to complain about sexual harassment and explains why. Her boss is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
wait for it............................
a little bit longer ........................
The woman replies, "He's a midget."
