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[dintbo(aka bosco)]

I was flicking through overheardindubin.com this morning and I came across this little gem:

This happened in a huge exam centre where there were numerous University exams all going on. There's hundreds of people.

The end of the exams come along and the invigilators all line up along the front of the hall ready to collect the papers. Down one of the lines of desks, one of the invigilators notices one lad blatantly cheating. He's asking the people around him for answers, and pretty obviously doesn't give a crap that he's so obvious.

He's still writing the answers as the invigilator comes to his desk, and the invigilator refuses to take his paper and tells him to stay back after the exam. So after the exams are collected, everyone leaves the hall, and all that's left is the invigilator and the cheater.

The invigilator puts the big pile of exams down on the table beside them and starts to lay into yer man. The guy lets him finish and just pipes up "Eh, Don't you know who I am?"

The invigilator is shocked an retorts: "No, not a clue..."

Before he can continue, the cheater just says "Great!"

He slides his exam paper into the middle of the big pile of exams that the invigilator had collected and just walked away.