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Re: you know its minus 30 out when....

Post by YamNivek » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:29 pm

LazyEagle wrote:
xexes wrote: There was an episode of American Inventor (or something?) where this guy invented something quite like that last device, you could do #1 while in public - waiting for the bus or something...

which makes you kinda grossed out thinkin about what ppl are really doing...

and also makes me member some terrible public transportation stories, in particular the one where a bum urinated into 7-11 cup while on the bus (he had some prostate problems o_0 ), and then spilled it when he got off...two rows behind me...
I was once waiting at a busstop on the Harolds Cross Road in Dublin. It was raining very heavily and this totally respectable looking old woman, who was also waiting for the bus, just moved her legs apart and started taking a piss right there, as if it was normal.

She was wearing a long skirt and literally just moved her feet further apart and away she went!

I reckon she though that in the heavy rain, no one would notice the stream of urine dropping between her legs.
Sounds like a bus story Ive got. I was on the way home from college and the bus has to go down this large hill to get back inot the city. When we got on this bloke was at the back pissed as a fart and his mate was trying to sit him up properly. So, obviously we were laughing at this pissed bloke. But then half way down this hill, this yellow liquid starts to run under all the seats and under are feet.

We put our feet on the seats for the rest of the way home. Dirty pisshead!!
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Post by Jonnywhy » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:55 pm

YamNivek wrote:Sounds like a bus story Ive got. I was on the way home from college and the bus has to go down this large hill to get back inot the city. When we got on this bloke was at the back pissed as a fart and his mate was trying to sit him up properly. So, obviously we were laughing at this pissed bloke. But then half way down this hill, this yellow liquid starts to run under all the seats and under are feet.

We put our feet on the seats for the rest of the way home. Dirty pisshead!!
Lol I thought you meant BBloke at first!!
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Re: you know its minus 30 out when....

Post by xexes » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:07 pm

Lol, I thought the same.

Eagle, that's both a terrible and an awesome story at the same time.
I'd love to sit down and exchange terrible bus stories some time, I collect them. =)

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Post by Jonnywhy » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:14 pm

xexes wrote:I'd love to sit down and exchange terrible bus stories some time, I collect them. =)
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Re: you know its minus 30 out when....

Post by Llama@bad » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:34 pm

I dont have so bad busstories because normaly iam the drunken one there^^

Toco to you i say lol^^ but I know how bad something like this could be, once a orange icecream froze to my tongue, didnt get it up for fucking 10 minutes and afterwards my tongue was fucking blue^^
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Re: you know its minus 30 out when....

Post by Del » Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:03 am

frozen tongue affects erections?
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Re: you know its minus 30 out when....

Post by S.COREA » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:08 am

Del wrote:frozen tongue affects erections?
apparently...

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Re: you know its minus 30 out when....

Post by xexes » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:50 am

Del wrote:frozen tongue affects erections?
lol.
Llama and Toco, mates, spend an extra ten seconds to spell out your words n reread your posts n stuff so's everyone who's not high a.t.m. can understand at least half what you wrote. ;)

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Re: you know its minus 30 out when....

Post by LazyEagle » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:41 am

xexes wrote:Lol, I thought the same.

Eagle, that's both a terrible and an awesome story at the same time.
I'd love to sit down and exchange terrible bus stories some time, I collect them. =)
Oh, I have a good few!

Buses in Dublin are always good for "interesting" occurences.
Like the time I heard a joyrider(car thief) tell a girl that was a year or two older than him that the best thing to sit on, when stealing a car is a phonebook, but if you don't have a phone book, the best thing to do is check the boot of the car, because the spare tyre is also excellent for sitting on.

And why did he need something to sit on???? Because he was only around 11 years old!!!!!!
He was wearing his school uniform and he was definitely still in primary school (under 12).

Like I'm sure I've said before, you've got to love Dublin Bus!
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Re: you know its minus 30 out when....

Post by Toco » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:57 am

xexes wrote:
Del wrote:frozen tongue affects erections?
lol.
Llama and Toco, mates, spend an extra ten seconds to spell out your words n reread your posts n stuff so's everyone who's not high a.t.m. can understand at least half what you wrote. ;)
belive it or not i reread most my posts b4 hittin submit but the fact i spell at a 6th grade lvl and as most u know i have a hard time talking at the best of times, on a side note i get new teeth this thursday w00t no more gummer jokes lol
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