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Post by dintbo(aka bosco) » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:58 pm

Story number 8:

St. Patrick is probably one of the most internationally recognised patron saints, but for those who do not know he is indeed the patron saint of Ireland. His feast day, March 17th, is celebrated around the world by parades passing through the main streets of hundreds of villages, towns and cities. St. Patrick was originally from Wales, but spent most of his life traveling Ireland spreading the teachings of the Roman Catholic Church, converting the masses from paganism, which was prevalent in Ireland at the time (4th-5th century ish). He used the shamrock, a three leaf clover, to explain the mystery of the holy trinity; the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Bunches of shamrock are still worn by people on his feast day.

The real legend of St. Patrick, however, is that he banished all the snakes from Ireland. It has since been proven that post-glacial Ireland had no snakes to begin with, so where did this come from? Some believe it comes from St. Patrick's conversion of pagans, as the Druids used a serpent as their symbol. Others believe fanatics of the saint spread the story on order to help him gain popularity. Either way, it was recognised a long time ago that Patrick, even though he dedicated his whole life to the church, he did not perform any 'miracles', a necessity in the eyes of the church, to becoming a saint. Therefore our very own St. Patrick is not actually a saint. It is reported that he was buried in Downpatrick , Co. Down which is in Northern Ireland, though nobody knows. this for sure. His jawbone, however, had been sold to thousands upon thousands of gullible Americans over the years. :D
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Re: 3 Word story

Post by vonklinkerhoffen » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:10 pm

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Post by Advent » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:20 pm

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Re: 3 Word story

Post by Zed » Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:31 am

this thread is now officially de-railed :lol:
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Re: 3 Word story

Post by Toco » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:41 am

fucking bosco ruining my kingdom i so wish i could banish ur sorry ass lol
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Post by dintbo(aka bosco) » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:36 am

I'm sorry toco. You know its nothing personal. And hey don't forget, you can always take it out on me ingame. You usually kick my ass anyway :D
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Post by vonklinkerhoffen » Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:08 pm

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Post by Toco » Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:51 pm

ur not sorry bosco dont gimme that crap lol
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Re: 3 Word story

Post by Toco » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:03 am

now then beings i cant find where we left off, mainly due to the fact im lazy ill start this again


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Re: 3 Word story

Post by DragoonKnight » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:02 pm

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