prison time

[SmokeDef]

fkn hell the servers full of gangsters and crims!
does bees wax really work?

I guess it does.
I also guess, applying and removing is painful using the method I just developed.
Take a candle, light it, pour it down your pants.
You have to do this for a very long time to get the max seal effect.
Better use 2 candles, ...the big ones you can steal in churches.

And finally I guess, taking a crap becomes a real adventure if you do this.

[Jonnywhy]

I think we just reached a new low...

[Advent]

Smokedef i'm shocked and fascinated!
I've never even been arrested.

[baggheed]

fkn hell the servers full of gangsters and crims!
does bees wax really work?

I guess it does.
I also guess, applying and removing is painful using the method I just developed.
Take a candle, light it, pour it down your pants.
You have to do this for a very long time to get the max seal effect.
Better use 2 candles, ...the big ones you can steal in churches.

And finally I guess, taking a crap becomes a real adventure if you do this.

ffs this guys hard core....he steals candles from GOD!!!!!

[Jonnywhy]

FFlips sake, someone lock this topic before we're all permanently scarred!

[xexes]

Nah it's Anons farewell topic, we are good lassies and gents, we'll just change the subject to something lighter and less mind-jarring.

[Del]

lol, 30 days, not 18 years!!

[Aonn]

lol aonn. last one from festers place i'd think would have to go to prison. i'll smoke a fat one for ya

got 3 more days in freedom ,,, jonni its my 3de time = im fucking stupid

[Aonn]

be safe aonn, question? wat did he do to get banged up?

driving while drunk ... YES im far from proud .. wtf if i killed a kid i would be a wreck

[Aonn]

fk i thought he was joking!!
hey after a month it will seem like it never happened
(except for the limp,the blurred vision in your right eye and the sore ass)
god i hope your quiet so i we can see ya on the other side!!!

hey i know the hints ,, like u never bendover to pick up the soap