#!*@$?!1!!

[YamNivek]

Im quite unlucky with bikes. I had 4 stolen off me. One from my shed. One from school, they came and chopped the lock. One from my front garden (my own, I fault left it out unlocked) and one from outside a train station, locked up.

fuckers the lot of them!

[dreamachine]

cheers everyone
and yam, thats just terrible man.

when i get her back, or if i get a new 1, im gonna have to start chaining her up [possibly to a radiator or the fridge or something] to make sure this doesnt [and cant] happen again. although 1) my brother will never be allowed any of his friends into the house and 2) he's moving out soon anyway. worst thing is i was waiting til damfest was over before getting her fixed, which woulda been this week

[BBloke]

Thats bad news Dream and Yam... I wouldn't chain anything to a radiator if I were you.... if there is a slim chance of a repeat theft you would be looking at the loss of a bike and the bill to empty your new swimming pool and replace all those water damaged items

[Exterminatus]

hollowed frame, reciever, explosives

This. They might steal your bike but it'll be the last thing they do. A cunt elbowed me as I was going past him on mine and took off with it in broad daylight. The fall cracked my collarbone.

[dreamachine]

hopefully been some good news. brother's been on phone, turns out it was his mates cousin [who no-one knows] that was at the party that took it, tho im not sure if he's stole it [and been found out] or if my bro's said he could lend my bike [which isnt fucking on]. but if my brother knew he'd took it, why didnt he just say? in fact who the fuck lends out someone else stuff in the 1st place? brothers friend is supposed to be bringing it round today, touch wood there's nothing [else] wrong with it.

[YamNivek]

I think your brother needs a beating. I know this is what my brothers would get!!

[Keasis]

hollowed frame, reciever, explosives

This. They might steal your bike but it'll be the last thing they do. A cunt elbowed me as I was going past him on mine and took off with it in broad daylight. The fall cracked my collarbone.

Actually, that is quite do-able. However I suggest the variety of cell-phone -> MC -> tazer. When worked into the steering column it will have electrode on skin contact.

Edit: And of course you can name it something fancy as dial-a-thief

[Llama@bad]

seems like you have some serious issues going on with your brother man, better have a good conversation and get some peace in your family home...


but jeah i can understand you i hate if because of my sister something is disappearing, exploding, broken or else....

[dreamachine]

I think your brother needs a beating. I know this is what my brothers would get!!

oh he'll get 1 dont worry

[Coco]

I think your brother needs a beating. I know this is what my brothers would get!!

oh he'll get 1 dont worry

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