British Beer
or
Instant English!
Units Language level
1 pint No change to your English
2 pints Your English goes up a level
3 pints Your English goes up a level (but the grammar disappears)
4 pints You become very fluent, but start mixing English with your own language
5 pints You discover you can sing in English, and are brilliant at karaoke
6 pints You suddenly know lots of taboo words in English (fortunately, no-one else seems to understand them)
7 pints You can’t speak English at all (and also forget your own language)
Over 7 You start speaking American English
(Danger Zone!)
