Someone has too much time on their hands!

[Bloodblood]

This is the complete bible in lolcats speak so the=teh etc. just read genesis it's hilarious

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Here's a part of it

"Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1"

[HitmanTJ03]

Oh God...

(excuse the pun, I had to)

[YamNivek]

I can only imagine the world in 3thousand years time, after the destruction of the majority of the human race, this being the only thing left on the internet.

A small group of people travelled 1000miles from a bunker to see a small screen with a blinking light connected to the last remaning server after the nuclear holocaust and finding some office worker (probably me) reading this and those people taking it as gospel.

Oh how i'd piss myself if I could see it!!

[LazyEagle]

I always thought that something like Star Wars would be misinterpreted as our main religious text.

[dreamachine]

I always thought that something like Star Wars would be misinterpreted as our main religious text.

i know a few people who Jedi as their religion on anything gov'mental that asks for religion

[LazyEagle]

yeah, there was a big push for that a few years ago.

Probably before the prequel trilogy ruined things for everyone.

[BBloke]

Oh God! Tell me it aint so. Star Wars isn't real? Blasphemy! Burn the heretics!

[LazyEagle]

Well in fairness, "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...." always seemed far more believable to me than "2000 years ago, in Bethlehem...."