Yea, lol.
Blondes are teh WORST!
Christmas Jokes!
Re: Christmas Jokes!
An American, a Russian and a blonde converse with each other...
American: "We were the first who landed on the moon!"
Russian: "We were the first in space!"
Blonde: "We will be the first to manage landing on the sun!"
The American and the Russian start laughing. Finally, the American says: "It is not possible to land on the sun! Everything that comes near to it burns!"
Thereupon, the blonde says: "We aren't stupid! We will fly at night!"
An old man is sat in a shopping mall next to a teenager who has spiky hair dyed red, green and blue. The old man kept staring at the teenager until the young lad can contain himself no longer.
“What’s up with you, granddad? Never done anything wild in your life before?”
“Yes,” replied the old man. “I got really pissed once and then had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
American: "We were the first who landed on the moon!"
Russian: "We were the first in space!"
Blonde: "We will be the first to manage landing on the sun!"
The American and the Russian start laughing. Finally, the American says: "It is not possible to land on the sun! Everything that comes near to it burns!"
Thereupon, the blonde says: "We aren't stupid! We will fly at night!"
An old man is sat in a shopping mall next to a teenager who has spiky hair dyed red, green and blue. The old man kept staring at the teenager until the young lad can contain himself no longer.
“What’s up with you, granddad? Never done anything wild in your life before?”
“Yes,” replied the old man. “I got really pissed once and then had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
