what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse???

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Re: what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse???

Post by QuintusEques » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:32 pm

56% zombie apocalypse survival, 27 five year olds, 33% geek.
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Re: what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse???

Post by LazyEagle » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:13 am

You're in the US though Quintus, you always seem to be behind the rest of the world when it comes to slang.....with the obvious exception of Jive Talk, in which the US has always led the way!
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Re: what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse???

Post by indivisible » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:33 pm

60% for Zombie apocalypse
26 5 yr olds and
83% geek.

Also
25 90 yr olds
65% chance of surviving on the moon
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61 days of surviving trapped in my house
13 cannibals could eat of my flesh
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94% in name that robot.


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Re: what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse???

Post by Falconmonkey » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:37 pm

68% not bad

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Re: what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse???

Post by Johnimus Prime » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:56 pm

I'm screwed. I have a 63% chance of surviving the Zombie apocolypse, but as I'm only 61% geek i couldn't even be the wierd sciency comedy value freak in the movies.
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Re: what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse???

Post by Toco » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:08 am

ur think ur screwed jp do u know how hard it is to fortify an igloo to withstand a horde of zombies?
first spliff we light up is gonna start melting the damn thing and as bill knows u cant fight zombies without a good smoke of some sort
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Re: what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse???

Post by BBloke » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:41 am

Toco, cant you piss on it to increase structural integrity??
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Re: what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse???

Post by Exterminatus » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:35 am

Last time I checked, piss is actually quite warm, so I think pissing would undermine structural integrity rather than improve it.
Seriously tho, iglus? I lol'd good and proper right there.
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Re: what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse???

Post by Jonnywhy » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:01 pm

You need to find some way of increasing the Young's Modulus of snow. I'm out of ideas I'm afraid!
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Re: what are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse???

Post by YamNivek » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:42 pm

You could reinforce it with the bones dead zombies and loved ones.

Bit like steel in concrete
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