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Suffering Team Fortress Partner

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:57 am
by linx
Suffering Team Fortress Partner...
Hey All, I am the long suffering partner of Jased10s... yes I am a real live human being, and female - surprise surprise! Now I am not sure if joining the forum is a good idea, i.e. sharing my partner’s interests, learning more about his extra curricular activities, being part of his social time or “Oh My Good Fuck, what the hell have you gone and done! Now they really know I am an Ass”. And any of you poor bastards that decide to play on a Friday night know what I am on about… Jased10s is an Ass, love him or hate him Fridays he is an ass usually due to the boxes yes boxes of Stella he consumes. Now don’t get me wrong I love him and there are times when me and my mates will sit outside the door to his forsaken den, and listen to the scrambled mix of comments and usually twisted notions and laugh, (of course we have usually consumed at least one bottle of wine each, and even more fun on vodka.) and laugh our selves to the point of hurt. But there is only enough room in any week for one Friday – even though Jased10s would happily try and have Friday every day. So the deal is … (Yes this is the only way that I can name and shame you xx...) Actual Games, checking the forum, stats, curiosity to Festers Place are all allowed on Tuesday’s, Fridays, & Saturday’s unless in the unforeseen possibility that a social night has been organized for either of these days with Saturday taking the most seniority, giving that any arranged social event, family, friend, or network will automatically take priority and there will be no discussion as to the need or requirement to do same. All other nights – become an automatic privilege and your team mates, forum pals have the approved right to slag you ridiculously for neglecting your family – Bay & Otis miss you too – or if they wish to send you to Coventry ( he hates being ignored) or what ever punishment they see fit. Truthfully I am sure they will find more deserving punishments tee hee! Terms and conditions to commence on Monday 1st September 2008 – strange that it slots into the back to school time slot – hmmm. We look forward to seeing and spending time with you on a more relative level and sure that the server will survive without you being there to caress it along the way
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Re: Suffering Team Fortress Partner

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:50 am
by FullMetal_old
jased bullies me :(

Re: Suffering Team Fortress Partner

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:57 am
by Toco
poor bugger jased, is there nowhere u can talk behind your your miss's back anymore lol

Re: Suffering Team Fortress Partner

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:32 am
by DragoonKnight
interesting to see if she turns out to better at TF2 then jase is :lol:

Re: Suffering Team Fortress Partner

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:47 am
by Toco
you make that sound like it would be hard lol, this is jased after all

Re: Suffering Team Fortress Partner

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:56 am
by Engima
I'm just wondering if Bay and Otis are his pet turtles? Can turtle's miss people?

I'm not really sure I understood any of that post, but it's nice to meet you Mrs Jase.

Re: Suffering Team Fortress Partner

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:03 am
by Toco
i smell a new reality tv show, a day in the life of jased n family, what u guys say to being on camera 24/7 be just like that movie ed tv only it wont suck ass due to the laughs of jased loseing fights over various things

Re: Suffering Team Fortress Partner

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:04 am
by Jonnywhy
Jase doesn't have a fridge...he has a dispenser in his kitchen instead

Re: Suffering Team Fortress Partner

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:44 pm
by -Spooky-
TV Show like Ozzy Family? You mean something like "1 day in a TF nerd life" ..*lol*

Re: Suffering Team Fortress Partner

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:26 pm
by cockijoe
LMAO ,We must be married to the same kind of woman jased. My wife sat and read that with the look in the eyes as to say thats 2 bastids in the world now that are the same lol.
Hats of to linx for the post to shame you lol and so you should be.
Linx if you need help we can send him to coventry to for you lol.

P.S my wife wanted to post also after seeing this but sod that lol :D