FESTERS PLACE

Howdy folks!

Already impressin you with my own devised, artificial combat-style I thought it´z time to introduce myself to you.

I´m a fucked up mid-twenty from germany (yes, GERMANY, guys), smokin´ and drinkin´, talkin´a lot of shiat, havin´ none or bad sex (not my fault!), lovin´ Johnny Cash, The White Stripes and The Streets (at least the former albums), as well as good movies (my "Godfather" is "GoodFellas") and lots of porns (because of havin none or bad sex).
My fav classes are Heavy, Sniper and Pyro - though it doesn´t matter which class I choose to rule ya!
I´m quite new to Internet and Online-Gaming at all. So be gentle and laugh with me not about me - It´z my first time, Daddies...

Haven´t found a photo yet to present my godlike appearance - but does the name Long Dong Silver say sumthin´ to you?!

Thx 4 readin all that crap.
See u in the Battlefield - at least I do...

Fek Nice Introduction, I am speechless.

Long Dong Silver ? No, I know only Peter North :p

Welcome.

Welcome Don seen ya on the server for a good while aint ya a bit slow making your way here ??

as for having "bad sex" you need more practice to get better

Welcome to the forums Don.

Welcome don no such thing as bad sex even with ugly women all sex is good. I prefer bad sex to a good wank lmao

cockijoe wrote:Welcome don no such thing as bad sex even with ugly women all sex is good. I prefer bad sex to a good wank lmao

I dunno, lets see what aonn has to say after his holiday

Forum successfully hijacked!

And by that terrorist InfiDel no less!

Thanks for bading me welcome, guys!
I´m glad to have found a server where a bunch of freaks are concentrated (can I use that word as a geman?! ) - I rather prefer that than playin´ on the "usual" servers being quiet and just attacking/defending.
It´s always kinda salvation to refuge to Fester´s after being bashed up by my mum again but mum´s always No.1! (she forced me to write that! Help !)

Just kiddin´of course. muarharrharr I love her!

@vonklinkerhoffen: According 2 Long Dong Silver
The most interesting thing about that is: if you look it up in the german version of wikipedia, there is an description by his former photographer tellin´ how he visually extended his (naturally) 23 cm to the legendary 45 cm by using different angles and an plastic he used to pull over his "own".

@Jased10s: Reading what I wrote the line before you can see that you were right a bit askin´ me if I´m a teacher - though I didn´t get your reason 4 askin´ me that coz of the crowd bein´ so loud...
(I´m a management assistant in IT-systems in spe. Sounds "ITier" than it is.)

@Fester: Yah, didn´t u know - germans are always a bit slow up there...

Just wanted to say THX.
See ya @ the mashup!

Welcome