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Toco · Post by **Toco** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:12 am

i grow a hockey beard every year but thats bout the extent of my crazy hair ambitions, though when im out in the cold long enough and it freezes it can make for some interesting styles

Fester · Post by **Fester** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:29 pm

Whats a hockey beard then Toco for us non-hockey based countries

dreamachine · Post by **dreamachine** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:45 pm

my monies on a six foot long beard shaped like a hockey stick

DragoonKnight · Post by **DragoonKnight** » Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:50 am

dreamachine · Post by **dreamachine** » Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:57 am

i dunno what game boy you had, but mine was 4 shades of green

Toco · Post by **Toco** » Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:10 pm

Fester wrote:Whats a hockey beard then Toco for us non-hockey based countries

in a nut shell its a beard you dont shave/groom for the duration of the playoffs which if memory serves me last bout 3 months, last year i had the lower half of my face looking alot like cousin it from the adams family

Fester · Post by **Fester** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:05 am

ahhhh perfectly logical

had a few "hockey beards in my life time"

Toco · Post by **Toco** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:49 am

it is completly logical, hockey is played during the winter and there is no better way to protect ur face from the 40 below weather then a nice over grown beard, best part is its free, if thats not brilliant canadian thinking i dont know wut is

DragoonKnight · Post by **DragoonKnight** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:04 pm

You Tube Direct Link

Toco · Post by **Toco** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:48 pm

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp...h, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper

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