Thats it I'm through!!!
Thats it I'm through!!!
Work.. bloody work.. I've had it with it all.. It must just be a day for winding me up.
The teddy has long since left the pram. It was last seen flying through the air and heading towards on coming traffic on the M6.
Wankers man.. the lot of mmmmm.. absolutely wankers. so far today I've had:
A guy that couldn't read the simplest of messages
Him: "Where's the save button"
A colleague: "It's at the top of the page"
Him: "You'll have to come and show me cos I can't see no Save button"
Me (from a corner in the office): "read what it says at the top - "Please complete the customer reference number to SAVE this form"
It was alright yesterday
Her: "My emails have disappeared. They were ok before"
Me: "before when? Yesterday"
Her: "Well I don't know maybe. I've been to busy to check"
Me: "Your messages just dont remove themselves. Where they ok on Monday?"
Her: "I don't know. What have you done to them."
Me: "Nothing.. and nothing disappears without being told to do so unless its corrupted which means you lose them all but you have messages from yesterday and today."
I can't send emails
Another Her: "I can't send emails"
Me: "Your buttons are missing"
Her: "Well I never did anything"
Me: "Whatever"
somebody save me!!!!!!
The teddy has long since left the pram. It was last seen flying through the air and heading towards on coming traffic on the M6.
Wankers man.. the lot of mmmmm.. absolutely wankers. so far today I've had:
A guy that couldn't read the simplest of messages
Him: "Where's the save button"
A colleague: "It's at the top of the page"
Him: "You'll have to come and show me cos I can't see no Save button"
Me (from a corner in the office): "read what it says at the top - "Please complete the customer reference number to SAVE this form"
It was alright yesterday
Her: "My emails have disappeared. They were ok before"
Me: "before when? Yesterday"
Her: "Well I don't know maybe. I've been to busy to check"
Me: "Your messages just dont remove themselves. Where they ok on Monday?"
Her: "I don't know. What have you done to them."
Me: "Nothing.. and nothing disappears without being told to do so unless its corrupted which means you lose them all but you have messages from yesterday and today."
I can't send emails
Another Her: "I can't send emails"
Me: "Your buttons are missing"
Her: "Well I never did anything"
Me: "Whatever"
somebody save me!!!!!!
Re: Thats it I'm through!!!
sounds like a typical day with the braindeads.
Just be thankful Fester's Place is there to help you blow all yer frustrations away.
As long as you dont go all D-fens on the motorway heading home!
Just be thankful Fester's Place is there to help you blow all yer frustrations away.
As long as you dont go all D-fens on the motorway heading home!
Re: Thats it I'm through!!!
just like:
Her: i'm having trouble with emailing messages
Helpdesk: Could you close all the open windows?
Her: Ok, give me 5 minutes and i''l be back
Helpdesk: .........
Her: i'm having trouble with emailing messages
Helpdesk: Could you close all the open windows?
Her: Ok, give me 5 minutes and i''l be back
Helpdesk: .........
Re: Thats it I'm through!!!
Got to laugh whenever a user says i didn't do anything you know full well they have been messing about with things they shouldn't.
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Re: Thats it I'm through!!!
Wow m8...Sounds like the stuff I deal with daily. I'm work on LANs. I get stupid stuff like.."My computer fell off the port". or "I think port security is causing my computer to reboot."
Re: Thats it I'm through!!!
Oh joy. I'm upgrading the network in the next couple of days.. that's going to be bloody entertaining!!!! grumble grumble grumble.. I'm glad I'm not alone.. cheers guys.[U2OP] Willy wrote:Wow m8...Sounds like the stuff I deal with daily. I'm work on LANs. I get stupid stuff like.."My computer fell off the port". or "I think port security is causing my computer to reboot."
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Well guys i do whats called domestic house call i call to the tards who ring want ya at there house with in 10min and find all that was wrong was it was unplugged oooohhhhhhhhh dont get me fucking ranting about people and computers and savs yer bang on there mate they will swear tell they die they did nothing and you know in yer heart they fucked it up some how.
thank what ever god who has created fester's place SOME people are able to locate the power button on the front of there pc
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thank what ever god who has created fester's place SOME people are able to locate the power button on the front of there pc
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Fuck it on the front!!!!! I haven't turned my PC off in years cos I wouldn't know how to turn it back on again
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Re: Thats it I'm through!!!
I genuinely had this one said to me (I have since seen a joke about this sort of thing doing the rounds, but it did actually happen to me).
Her: I can't can't get it to work because I can't find the right button to press
Me: What do you mean? What is it asking you to do?
Her: It's telling me to press the 'any' key to continue, but I can't find it on the keyboard
Her: I can't can't get it to work because I can't find the right button to press
Me: What do you mean? What is it asking you to do?
Her: It's telling me to press the 'any' key to continue, but I can't find it on the keyboard