Re: xexe's Photo Round-Up / Photo Listing Index
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:49 am
Looking good Renex and Joples 
Automatically accepted unless told otherwise. Fill out Form A OR Form B.
Form A
Your Real Name (optional): Rocco Siffredi a.k.a. d0n_th3_run
How many nipples do you have? (mandatory): as far as I´ve found it should be about 2
How many fingers do you have? (man.): enuff to do whatever fingers are supposed to do
Are you probably a robot? (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
yessa!
Are you...? (circle)(man.): (under your BMI)(+/- 100 lb your BMI)( 100-200 lb > your BMI )( 200 lb + your BMI)
I´ve no idea cos I only went to school til the end of the 3rd grade - so calculatin this would be comparable to writin a thesis over 500 pages about "French butterflies and their cumulative superiority against degenerated 3-armed ants in common sense"
How hairy is your body? (circle)(man.): (Austin Powers hairy) (Pretty hairy) (Somewhat hairy) (Somewhat unhairy)
something between Austin Dangerous Powers and (Pretty hairy) - but I´d prefer to replace "hairy" by "manly"
Do you shave your underarms and/or legs? (circle)(man.): (yes)(no)
yes and/or no
How hairy is your chest? (circle)(man.): (Austin Powers hairy) (Pretty hairy) (Somewhat hairy) (Somewhat unhairy)
same here - Austin rules!
Do you currently have...? (circle all that apply)(man.): (a unibrow) (a mustache) (a beard) (a neckbeard) (a toupe)
kinda beard but not for long - when I´ve payed my electricity bill it may cause a change
Are you currently naked? (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
the question actually needs to ask for the times I AIN´T naked... no, not really, I just wanted to act like a cool guy would
Your wife/girlfriend/imaginary girlfriend is in the bed with you and you wake up in the middle of the night. Do you...? (circle)(man.): (Smack/push/punch her while turning over) (Wake her up and demand she makes you a sammich) (Push her off the bed for other reasons) (None of the above)
make some good love to her to get her off the bed to make me a good sammich to have enuff power getting smacked/pushed/punched by her afterwards
Your body is shaped more like a _______ ...?:(circle)(man.): (Rocket Ship) (Upside-down Triangle) (A Tube) (Right-side-up Triangle)
younger version of Jesus Christ himself.
okay, okay - r-s-u Triangle. Thx for makin´ my day!
In light of recent Pain-Olympics, if I should be rejected or otherwise, I agree NOT to mutilate my genitalia under any circumstances: (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
can´t promise that but I´ll try to
Anything else?: I AM GREAT!
Form B
List all that apply.
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
As far as I remember this questionary will be evaluated first before I insert some phenomenal N-picz in here, ay`?!
