xexe's Photo Round-Up / Photo Listing Index
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d0n_th3_run_4ss4ss1n
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Re: xexe's Photo Round-Up / Photo Listing Index
Nip-Slip Permission Application
Automatically accepted unless told otherwise. Fill out Form A OR Form B.
Form A
Your Real Name (optional): Rocco Siffredi a.k.a. d0n_th3_run
How many nipples do you have? (mandatory): as far as I´ve found it should be about 2
How many fingers do you have? (man.): enuff to do whatever fingers are supposed to do
Are you probably a robot? (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
yessa!
Are you...? (circle)(man.): (under your BMI)(+/- 100 lb your BMI)( 100-200 lb > your BMI )( 200 lb + your BMI)
I´ve no idea cos I only went to school til the end of the 3rd grade - so calculatin this would be comparable to writin a thesis over 500 pages about "French butterflies and their cumulative superiority against degenerated 3-armed ants in common sense"
How hairy is your body? (circle)(man.): (Austin Powers hairy) (Pretty hairy) (Somewhat hairy) (Somewhat unhairy)
something between Austin Dangerous Powers and (Pretty hairy) - but I´d prefer to replace "hairy" by "manly"
Do you shave your underarms and/or legs? (circle)(man.): (yes)(no)
yes and/or no
How hairy is your chest? (circle)(man.): (Austin Powers hairy) (Pretty hairy) (Somewhat hairy) (Somewhat unhairy)
same here - Austin rules!
Do you currently have...? (circle all that apply)(man.): (a unibrow) (a mustache) (a beard) (a neckbeard) (a toupe)
kinda beard but not for long - when I´ve payed my electricity bill it may cause a change
Are you currently naked? (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
the question actually needs to ask for the times I AIN´T naked... no, not really, I just wanted to act like a cool guy would
Your wife/girlfriend/imaginary girlfriend is in the bed with you and you wake up in the middle of the night. Do you...? (circle)(man.): (Smack/push/punch her while turning over) (Wake her up and demand she makes you a sammich) (Push her off the bed for other reasons) (None of the above)
make some good love to her to get her off the bed to make me a good sammich to have enuff power getting smacked/pushed/punched by her afterwards
Your body is shaped more like a _______ ...?:(circle)(man.): (Rocket Ship) (Upside-down Triangle) (A Tube) (Right-side-up Triangle)
younger version of Jesus Christ himself.
okay, okay - r-s-u Triangle. Thx for makin´ my day!
In light of recent Pain-Olympics, if I should be rejected or otherwise, I agree NOT to mutilate my genitalia under any circumstances: (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
can´t promise that but I´ll try to
Anything else?: I AM GREAT!
Form B
List all that apply.
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
As far as I remember this questionary will be evaluated first before I insert some phenomenal N-picz in here, ay`?!
Automatically accepted unless told otherwise. Fill out Form A OR Form B.
Form A
Your Real Name (optional): Rocco Siffredi a.k.a. d0n_th3_run
How many nipples do you have? (mandatory): as far as I´ve found it should be about 2
How many fingers do you have? (man.): enuff to do whatever fingers are supposed to do
Are you probably a robot? (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
yessa!
Are you...? (circle)(man.): (under your BMI)(+/- 100 lb your BMI)( 100-200 lb > your BMI )( 200 lb + your BMI)
I´ve no idea cos I only went to school til the end of the 3rd grade - so calculatin this would be comparable to writin a thesis over 500 pages about "French butterflies and their cumulative superiority against degenerated 3-armed ants in common sense"
How hairy is your body? (circle)(man.): (Austin Powers hairy) (Pretty hairy) (Somewhat hairy) (Somewhat unhairy)
something between Austin Dangerous Powers and (Pretty hairy) - but I´d prefer to replace "hairy" by "manly"
Do you shave your underarms and/or legs? (circle)(man.): (yes)(no)
yes and/or no
How hairy is your chest? (circle)(man.): (Austin Powers hairy) (Pretty hairy) (Somewhat hairy) (Somewhat unhairy)
same here - Austin rules!
Do you currently have...? (circle all that apply)(man.): (a unibrow) (a mustache) (a beard) (a neckbeard) (a toupe)
kinda beard but not for long - when I´ve payed my electricity bill it may cause a change
Are you currently naked? (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
the question actually needs to ask for the times I AIN´T naked... no, not really, I just wanted to act like a cool guy would
Your wife/girlfriend/imaginary girlfriend is in the bed with you and you wake up in the middle of the night. Do you...? (circle)(man.): (Smack/push/punch her while turning over) (Wake her up and demand she makes you a sammich) (Push her off the bed for other reasons) (None of the above)
make some good love to her to get her off the bed to make me a good sammich to have enuff power getting smacked/pushed/punched by her afterwards
Your body is shaped more like a _______ ...?:(circle)(man.): (Rocket Ship) (Upside-down Triangle) (A Tube) (Right-side-up Triangle)
younger version of Jesus Christ himself.
okay, okay - r-s-u Triangle. Thx for makin´ my day!
In light of recent Pain-Olympics, if I should be rejected or otherwise, I agree NOT to mutilate my genitalia under any circumstances: (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
can´t promise that but I´ll try to
Anything else?: I AM GREAT!
Form B
List all that apply.
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
As far as I remember this questionary will be evaluated first before I insert some phenomenal N-picz in here, ay`?!
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...mama told me not to cum...
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Fester
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Re: xexe's Photo Round-Up / Photo Listing Index
hey Don...
ummm aint it you that said you would provide the nip slip shot so the girls would post a pic??? so dont mind yer silly question form thingy and give the girls what they want.. there male nip slip!!! .. dont make me do it!! no one wants Fester Nip's on the internet
ummm aint it you that said you would provide the nip slip shot so the girls would post a pic??? so dont mind yer silly question form thingy and give the girls what they want.. there male nip slip!!! .. dont make me do it!! no one wants Fester Nip's on the internet
Re: xexe's Photo Round-Up / Photo Listing Index
Done!
Not so much of a slip but gravity assisted slide!!!
Not so much of a slip but gravity assisted slide!!!
" 'Mother' is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."
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d0n_th3_run_4ss4ss1n
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Re: xexe's Photo Round-Up / Photo Listing Index
Bloke - the man that uses one picture for thousands of gags 
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...mama told me not to cum...
Re: xexe's Photo Round-Up / Photo Listing Index
Tis the second pic of F** B****** so your premis doesn't hold up Don 
hehehe
Can anyone on the boards bet those moobs?!
heheheCan anyone on the boards bet those moobs?!
" 'Mother' is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."
Re: xexe's Photo Round-Up / Photo Listing Index
I'll bet on them.
10/1 they can knock an old lady over if he turns round too fast.
10/1 they can knock an old lady over if he turns round too fast.
Re: xexe's Photo Round-Up / Photo Listing Index
nitrus wrote:me... bored at work today!
Resemblance is uncanny!!
Not so bored!!!
" 'Mother' is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."
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JeFFeR
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Re: xexe's Photo Round-Up / Photo Listing Index
dude wtf.
are you in the peep show ?
or do you pretend not to be ?
or did you just want to look like them or wtf...
you just looke alike, what is happening here!?!?
are you in the peep show ?
or do you pretend not to be ?
or did you just want to look like them or wtf...
you just looke alike, what is happening here!?!?
